Alligator Alcatraz T-Shirt

Alligator Alcatraz™ Unisex T-Shirt

"Because some swamps just can’t be drained."

Welcome to Florida's finest fashion felony, the Alligator Alcatraz tee. Inspired by the sunshine state's unofficial mascot (the alligator), its official chaos coordinator (guess who), and a prison escape drama straight out of a fever dream.

Slip into this ultra-comfy, ethically made (we think), unisex masterpiece and channel the raw, unfiltered energy of a Florida man on trial, surrounded by gators, tweeting legal advice from a golf cart. Whether you're evading subpoenas, feeding marshmallows to swamp reptiles, or just screaming into the humid abyss, this shirt has you covered. Literally.

Features:

• One-piece knit construction: Like the wall someone swore Mexico would pay for, except this one actually exists.

• Highly elastic ribbed collar: Stretches better than the truth at a campaign rally.

• Shoulder tape: Holds together stronger than loyalty at a courtroom flip.

• Premium print-ready fabric: Your mugshot memes and reptilian rebellion slogans will look chef’s kiss.

• Made in the USA from good ol’ American cotton, no hush money involved.

Perfect for:

• Casual cookouts where politics are a contact sport

• Satirical rallies with emotional support gators

• Holidays, birthdays, or just trolling your uncle on Facebook

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, dry low, and whatever you do.. don’t bleach it like certain bleach-based medical advice from 2020.

Alligator Alcatraz™: It's not just a shirt. It's a state of delusion.

Grab one before the gators lawyer up. 🐊🇺🇸