Diddy Dick Scented Candle

🕯️ Diddy Dick – The Candle You Didn’t Know You Needed

Illuminate your space with the scandalous glow of Diddy Dick, the scented soy candle inspired by the man, the myth, the… questionable late‑night decisions. This isn’t just a candle, it’s an experience. Light it up and let the room fill with the aroma of money, lawsuits, and a hint of after‑party cologne.

Crafted from eco‑friendly, non‑toxic materials (because even Diddy D*ck cares about the planet), this candle sets the mood for any room… whether you’re hosting a classy dinner or explaining to your friends why you bought a candle called Diddy D*ck in the first place.

The sleek glass vessel not only holds this legendary scent, but when the candle’s burned down, you can reuse it.. you know, to store pens, makeup brushes, or your collection of bad decisions.

Perfect as a gag gift, a housewarming conversation starter, or for anyone who wants their home to smell like a mix of fame and chaos.

🔥 Product Features (aka Diddy Dick Facts)

• ✅ Eco‑friendly and non‑toxic… unlike some contracts.

• ✅ Reusable glass vessel for when you need to remember that one time you lit Diddy Dick on fire.

• ✅ Nine unique fragrances, all with a hint of scandal.

• ✅ 50–60 hours of burn time: longer than some of his record deals.

• ✅ Compliant with ASTM safety standards, because this is the only safe Diddy D*ck you’ll ever handle.

⚠️ Care Instructions (Read this, Bad Boy)

• Keep burning candle within sight.

• Keep away from children, pets, and anyone who might sue you.

• Never burn near flammable items, like your career.